Total Drama Finale Episode 1: Beggining of the end

Total Drama Finale
Episode 1: Beginning of the end
Written by Lachlan Shaw (Sonic2125)

(Zoom into a train station, showing Chris and Chef and a TV set at a platform)

Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, who are probably too young to be viewing this, and long time fans, the epic conclusion to Total Drama is here!

(Clips of season 1 are shown as Chris talks in Voice over)

It was three years ago when Fresh TV Inc. began what became the World's biggest show! It dumped 22 teens on a crappy summer camp on a crappy island and let the drama unfold.

(Various clips from the other seasons are shown)

Since then we had 6 epic seasons, where friendships were made, then broken, repeatedly, romances were blossoming and contestants tested their strength, intelligence, what little of it there were, and their kiwis defences against the most torturous and brutal challenges to win ONE, MILLION, DOLLARS!

(Cuts back to reality)

Chris: However recently other reality shows such as Fashionista Flip-Flop and that new Race show had sky-rocketed in the ratings. So what to do once you reached the peak of fame? End things with a bang... after milking your show as much as possible! So the producers and I had put together the Ultimate cast of contestants from each generation for the EPIC conclusion of Total Drama! So sit back and relax, wear an adult diaper since there'll be no time for toilet breaks, and get ready for TOTAL, DRAMA, FINALE!

(Opening credits)

(Two spotlights pop out; One on a open ship deck and the other through a life buoy. Two cameras pop out; One out of a suitcase and the other from some life rafts. The director claps the clapperboard. Zoom through the first deck of the ship past the rooms, into the
cockpit)

"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,"

(Zoom outside over the mountain of a tropical looking island and into the sea below)

"You guys are on my mind."

(Into the water. Owen is swimming happily. Fang swims up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. Owen turns and screams when he sees Fang. He then farts which causes him to float quickly to the surface. When Owen is off-screen the gas cloud from the fart surrounds Fang. Fang coughs in disgust.)

"You asked me what I wanted to be"

(Cut to the surface. Tyler and Lindsay are on a Surf board looking lovingly at each other. Owen then pops up from underwater bumping into the board causing Tyler to fly off into the distance. Cut to a carnival area. Lightning is posing in front of Jo who looks annoyed. Tyler crashes into Lightning. Jo smirks at this)

"And now I think the answer is plain to see,"

(Eva runs by and Jo follows after her. Pan over to Noah sitting at the water gun stand reading his book. Scott Squirts him with  water, Noah who shows an annoyed look. Scott laughs then turns and sees Courtney glaring at him. Scott rubs his neck faking innocence)

"I wanna be famous."

(Cut to Gwen and Duncan riding a mine cart out a cave but the track ends at a cliff. The mine cart falls over cliff along with Duncan and Gwen)

"I wanna live close to the sun,"

(Cut below where Brick is half way through picking up a huge rock, but is struggling. The mine cart falls on top of Brick while Duncan and Gwen land beside him.)

"Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,"

(Pan left to reveal Heather and Alejandro (In a desert area) enjoying what happened. They turn and glare at each other, then start making out.)

"Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day."

(Cut to Trent playing his guitar on a stage and roses being thrown to him. The spotlight shines at the audience which transitions to a front of a cave where Eva and Jo finish their race. They shake hands in respect)

"Cause, I wanna be famous!"

(Cut to Dawn mediating in the cave surrounded by her animal friends. The Shadows of Scarlett, Mal, Blaineley and feral Ezekiel appear behind her. She clutches her head in fear as her animals friends huddle up to her in fear. Sierra jumps into the scene and takes a picture of this with her smart phone)

"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!"

(Dawn gives her an unimpressed look. Sierra sheepishly steps away from the scene and jumps on board the boat of losers that's carrying the Aftermath cast as it drives away)

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous"

(Cut to Sky who runs to the stairs of a stadium carrying a torch. She runs up the stairs and lights the fire in a cauldron held by a golden statute of Chris)

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous"

(Zoom into the fire and transitions to Dave and Ella who are holding hands and smiling at each other. Ella is about to sing but Chris pops up and shushes her. Zoom out to reveal the 19 contestants gathered around the fire, and the season’s logo.)

(Whistling in tune)

(Opening Credits end; these will be the credits for the rest of the season)

(Back to the Train Station. A train carrying the contestants arrives)

Chris: Our contestants have arrived. First up are the veterans who fought hard since season one. Firstly there's- (Tyler runs off the train. Chris looks confused) Tyler?

Tyler: Yeah I'm back and ready to kick butt!

Chris: (Talks to the producers on his ear piece phone) Seriously?

(The sounds of rambling is heard from the producers)

Chris: (Frowns) Fine, (lightens up) welcome back Tyler!

(Eva then runs off the train and shoves Tyler out of her way causing him to fall over)

Eva: Out of my way!

Chris: And there's Eva everyone!

Eva: (looks closely towards the camera) That's right! I'm back! And I don't need the million dollars, got it! I'm just here to prove that I can win this, unless anymore of my BACKSTABBING competitors vote me off!

Chris: (Similes eagerly) Okay, I can see why we brought this one back.

(Lindsay walks off the train twirling her hair but then notices Tyler on the ground hurt)

Lindsay: OMGOSH! Tyler! (crouches down and hugs his head) Are you alright? Any broken wounds or bleeding bones?

Tyler: Nah, I'm good (Gets up and looks lovingly in Lindsay's eyes) But thanks.

Lindsay: (Smiles and blushes)

Chris: (Frowns) Yeah, touching. And that was Lindsay, our first All-Star to be flushed, literally.

Lindsay: (Waves to the audience) Hi everybody

(Gwen walks off the Train)

Chris: Hello Gwen. Funny, didn't you say that you weren't coming back?

Gwen: Shut it Mclean (Joins the others).

Chris: Jeez, I wonder what got her so cranky.

(Trent walks off the Train)

Trent: Hey everyone.

Chris: Long time no see. It's good to have you back Trent (Looks awkwardly at him) just try not to go insane this time.

Trent: When have I- (Sees Gwen) oooh right (Joins the other contestants).

(Duncan rans off the bus)

Duncan: Whoo! It's great to be finally out of prison.

Chris: Not so fast! If you break any more of my things, it's back to your cell!

Duncan: (Groans) Fine.

(Confessional: Duncan)

Duncan: (Smirks) It's great to roam free once again (frowns) Even if it means performing for Chris MCButt-breath. (starts to look saddened) There were two things that were on my mind while I was in prison, 1: How can I avoid that creepy cellmate of mine! 2: Gwen. I was too caught up in messing with Courtney and worrying about my bad-boy status to pay any attention to her problems (Face palms himself) Of course she wasn't trying to hurt Courtney on purpose. (looks sadder) Guess I deserved to be dumped, but still, I miss her.

(Confessional ends)

(Cut to the outside of the confessional, which is a train station outhouse used temporally as a confessional, Gwen is at the right side and heard what Duncan said and is sadden and shocked by it. Meanwhile Trent is on the left side not knowing Gwen is at the right and had also heard what Duncan said and looks concerned. Duncan then stomps out of the confessional not noticing Gwen and Trent. Once Duncan is off-screen Gwen and Trent are about to enter the confessional but bump into each other. They both back away a bit awkwardly)

Gwen: Oh sorry and didn't see you and-

Trent: It's okay, you were first.

Gwen: (Smiles) Thanks but you can go first.

Trent: Thanks (puts his hand on Gwen's shoulder) And hey if you need anything, you can talk to me.

Gwen: (Smiles at Trent as he enters the confessional)

(Confessional: Trent)

Trent: I always thought Duncan was a jerk and that Gwen didn't deserve him, but after hearing what he said, I realise I was wrong about him. He really does care for Gwen; in a jerky way. Even though we're no longer dating doesn't mean I can't stop caring for Gwen, and I will support her no matter what.

(Confessional: Gwen)

Gwen: Wow, where do I begin? (sighs) Duncan truly does care about me after all. I was just so frustrated that season; between being casted as a villain and trying to make amends with Courtney (looks angry towards the camera) Which! Wasn't worth it in the end. (looks sad) Duncan and I should have talked with each other; we could have helped each other out on both our problems. (glares at the camera) For three years and four seasons I had to put up with this crap. (looks determined) Not this time! This time I'm going to set things right this season, and leave with at least some dignity. (smiles) At least Trent and I had gotten over what happened between us so I got him to talk to. And if I'm really lucky, which probably won't be likely, my other friends like Zoey, Leshawna, Bridgette, Cameron and Owen will be in this season too. (frowns) Okay I'm done here. (shoves the camera out her face)

(Confessional ends)

(Back to the others. Gwen, Duncan and Trent are now with the other contestants)

Chris: Alright moving on, up next a contestant who's every bone in her body is a mean bone-

(Heather walks off the Train)

Chris: Old Heather!

(All the contestants glare at him)

Chris: What?

Heather: Oh, please we all moved on from the whole Gwen being the 'new Heather' thing. I am the first Heather, the original, and this time! For real, I'll gonna play everyone like a violin. (storms off and joins the other contestants)

Chris: Sure, anything is possible. (looks towards the camera and whispers to the audience) I give her a week. (talks normally) Up next, our other notorious  villain, Alejandro!

(Alejandro walks off the train. Everyone glares at him)

Alejandro: Delighted to see you all again. (smirks at Heather) Especially you Heather
(blows her a kiss. Heather growls)

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: That Ale-jerkface! He betrayed me for a million dollars! (blushes with her eyes closed and smiling) So evil and sexy (glares) Still! He turned his back on me. (smirks) Though to be fair I'd probably do the same

(Confessional: Alejandro)

Alejandro: Hey, I wasn't about to let my love for Heather get in the way of getting the million dollars... again

(Confessional ends)

Chris: Up next, with scars still fresh from their seasoned reality show spree, our favourite reality TV Smols, er, I mean pros, Owen and Noah!

(Owen and Noah walk off the Train)

Owen: Whoo-Hoo! Back on Total Drama! Where our Reality TV journey began! This is so....

Gwen, Trent, Duncan and Tyler: Awesome!

Owen: YES! WHOO-HOO!

Chris: Owen and Noah, nice to see you two back after going rogue on us with our newest rival.

Noah: Hey it was nice to have break from Chris MCsqueezeball.

Chris: Aww I missed you too.

(Confessional: Owen and Noah)

Owen: Ridonculous Race was great and (nudges Noah with his elbow) Noah found himself a special lady.

Noah: (shows that lovestruck look he made around Emma in Ridonculous Race) After it was over Emma and I went on our first date.

(Flashback)

(Noah and Emma are sitting at a table in a New York city restaurant)

Noah: And then I said "ooh Stalkerious".

Emma: (laughs)

(louder laughter is heard. Noah and Emma turn to the source of the laughter. Camera pans left to show Owen, Geoff, Brody, Carrie, Devin (Still with a head cast) and Kitty sitting together at a table, Owen and Geoff fist-bump)

Geoff: Dude, it's been literally a million years, how's it been big guy?

Owen: (chuckles) Great.

Geoff: (Addresses Brody) Meet my main bud Brody, dude's got an iron stomach like yours.

Brody: Shurya bro, I've eaten a hair-ball, a ban-million year old banana and a piece of.... something from my grand-mother's trash.

Owen: Ooh wicked, I've eaten a shower Curtin, a pizza with live grass hopers, anchovies and jellyfish sauce, and one time a toilet seat.

Brody: (surprised) Dude! You are like... an emperor of eating.

(A Waitress walks over to them and places a tray stacked high with Chilli dogs and Burritos on their table)

Brody: (looks intensely at Owen) Dude, eating contest?

Owen: (looks determined) Oh ho-ho-hoo you're on!

(Both start chomping on the burritos and dogs like madmen while Kitty takes a selfie with this. Pan back to Noah and Emma who shrug and continue looking lovingly at each other)

(Cut back to the present)

(Confessional ends)

(Owen and Noah join the other contestants. Owen looks overjoyed)

Owen: Whoo-hoo! We get to compete with our old pals again.

Duncan: Hey Owen! (Gwen is seen near Duncan smiling towards Owen)

Owen: Duncan! Gwen! (Pulls Duncan and Gwen into a bear hug.) Aww, I missed you guys.
(They all laugh until Owen farts. All contestants except Owen cough)

Duncan: (Pinching his nose) Well it wouldn't be the same Owen without the toxic flumes, but it's still better than being trapped in a balloon full of this stink.

Gwen: Amen to that.

(Duncan and Gwen both smile at each other but then look awkwardly away)

Owen: (looks concerned) What's the matter?

Gwen: Um, Owen didn't you see Total Drama All-Stars.

Owen: No, Noah and I were competing in Scare Tractor at the time. Though when we were eliminated from that show Chris let me come back for the All-Stars finale as a cameo and to fill up balloons with my farts for some reason.

Duncan: Well Gwen and I...

Gwen: Kind of...

Duncan and Gwen (At the same time): Broke up.

Owen: (looks sad) What! (puts Duncan and Gwen down) But you two were such a cute couple.

Noah: Well, when people weren't getting worked up over the whole 'Love-triangle' drama.

Duncan: It's okay dude.

Gwen: Yeah we're still your friends.

Owen: Aww you guys. (pulls Duncan and Gwen into another bear hug)

Chris: (frowns) Okay enough with the hugging! Remember this is Total, DRAMA! Now for our last veteran contestant, Courtney!

(Courtney walks off the Train looking nervous. Everyone is either staring at her or avoiding to stare at her)

Courtney: (Nervously) Um... Hi.

Gwen: (Awkwardly) Ooh boy.

Chris: Quite a bit of tension here, I wonder why? (Mockingly) Ooh that's right! Because Courtney had planned to back-stab Gwen behind her back after promising they'll both make it to the finale. Aaannd after Gwen worked so hard to fix their friendship.

(Courtney starts to sink)

Chris: And also Gwen couldn't find it in her heart to forgive Courtney and told her to vote herself off.

(Gwen starts to sink as well. Everyone except Alejandro and Heather are glaring at Chris)

Chris: Anyways it's time to welcome the contestants who debuted in the Revenge of the island season. First up is-

(Lightning runs off the train)

Lightning: Sha-Lightning!

(All of the veteran contestants who had competed in Total Drama All-Stars groan)

Chris: (Angry) Seriously! I mean, seriously!

Lightning: Sha-duh Lightning's back! And he's gonna Sha-win this thing.

Chris: Yeah, whatever join the rest. Up next is...

(Jo and Brick appear out of the train, pushing each other)

Jo: Out of the way Soggy McGee!

Brick: I believe I was here first.

(Both struggle until they both fall out the train door and land on the platform with a thud)

Chris: Jo and Brick!

(Brick gets up and does a salute)

Brick: Brick Mcarthur reporting for duty sir!

Jo: (Gets up and walks to the other contestants) Give it up already Wee-Wee Weasel.

(Brick and Jo join the other contestants)

Chris: Up next, the freaky, aura reading nature lover-

(Dawn walks off the train)

Chris: Dawn!

Dawn: Greetings dear souls, (Looks towards Chris) and there's no need to worry about your host status after Don's reception.

(The contestants stare at Chris while he looks freaked out)

(Confessional: Chris)

Chris: (Rocking back and forth in fetal position) Okay... starting to have second thoughts on bringing her back.

(Confessional: Gwen)

Gwen: An aura reader, that's cool. (Smirks) And bonus points messing with Chris. I think I'm going to like her.

(Confessional ends)

(Dawn joins the other contestants. Brick turns towards Dawn and gives her a salute)

Brick: Welcome back solider! I apologise for wrongfully thinking you were a thief.

Dawn: It's okay, Scott's deceitfulness clouded everyone's better judgement. I forgive you.

(Owen runs towards them and shakes their hands fastly)

Owen: How's it going? I'm Owen!

Brick: (Salutes with his other hand) It's an honour to meet you, sir!

Dawn: A pleasure to meet you too Owen. And I'm sure Izzy misses you as well.

(Everyone stares at Owen as he shifts his eyes back and forth nervously)

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen: (Looking sad) Awww, it's true. (Holds up the fat in his belly) deep down, underneath all this I still miss Izzy. (Starts Bawling his eyes out) WHY DID I EVER WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HER!?

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah: (Sighs sadly) Because I told him too. He was gonna end up putting his Kiwis in a cooler dating her. Then again what right did I had to judge; after all I never had a girlfriend at the time. And now I had felt love and loss, I can understand how that goofball could have loved that nutty girl and how he feels about losing her. (Looks awkward) Jeez Ridonculous Race did a number on me.

(Confessional ends)

Chris: And our final contestant from the Revenge of the island cast, Scott!

(Scott walks off the train with a devious smile)

Scott: (Sees Courtney with the other contestants looking sad) Hey Courtney!

(Courtney doesn't respond)

Chris: (Looking suspicious) Didn't you two break-up... twice.

Scott: err... shut up! (Joins the other contestants)

Chris: (With a mocking smile) Denial, so sad. Now lastly our picks from Pahkitew Island.

Frist off we have-

(Music starts to play. Ella leaps off the train as random animals start to surround her)

Ella: (Sings)

Hello, one and all

From tall to small

It's a joy to be back here

And it feels me with cheer

(Song ends. Everyone except Dawn looks confused)

Chris: (Annoyed) Yeeah welcome back to the show Ella. Apparently I've gotten complaints from both the producers and fans; saying that I "unfairly" eliminated you in Pahkitew Island and some even called me a hypocrite for threating contestants with elimination to sing in Total Drama World Tour then eliminating someone for singing. But I've come up with a compromise. You can compete in this season, however you are limited to only one song per episode.

Ella: Thank you Chris (Joins the other contestants while humming one of her tunes)

Chris: Next up, the germophobic cry-baby, Dave!

(Dave (his hair now fully grown back) walks off the train looking sad. Ella looks excited to see him)

Chris: (Mockingly) Heeey Dave, why the long face, is it because the girl of your dreams betrayed you, then rejected you, twice, then used your feelings for her and then turned out to have a boyfriend, then failing to kill her for it?

(The other contestants looked shocked, except for Ella who just looks concerned and Dawn who is glaring at Chris)

Gwen: Whoa! Seriously?

Dawn: No he wasn't trying to kill her! He felt the need to take her victory when his aura was shattered from the heart break caused by her.

Chris: (Looking uninterested) Sure, whatever. Now for our final contestant for this season, Sky.

(Sky leaps off the train. As she lands she looks determined but there is also some worry in her eyes)

Sky: I'm winning this time, and nothing will get in my way!

Chris: Are you're sure? (Points towards the contestants)

(Sky looks to where Chris is pointing and sees Dave who notices her and looks away looking sad. Some of Sky's little confidence starts to disappear)

Sky: Um... yes I'm sure. (Joins the other contestants)

Chris: Now that everyone is here let's begin!

Gwen: So... is that all there is from the Pahkitew Island cast?

Chris: Eh, you try picking from a cast of, beat-boxers, wizards, pageant queens, me wannabes and awkward farm boys. Scarlett and Max have been missing since their elimination, and good riddance to that! I'm still done with evil. And Shawn and Jasmine declined their offers to work on Jasmine's weird shop thing. So this is all we got. So lets get this season started!

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah: Glad he didn't bring Leonard back, that guy was so annoying in The Ridonculous Race.
(Confessional ends)

(Cut to Chris standing in front of the contestants with Chef and a TV set next to him)
Chris: Welcome everyone to the very last, final season of Total Drama!

Gwen: (Rolls her eyes) Yeah right

Chris: (Chef presses a button. A map of islands appears on the TV screen) This is the Muskoka holiday islands. For this season we'll be traveling the Canadian coast, Island by Island where each of your challenges will take place. (TV Screen shows a beautiful looking island) Some of them are popular tourist locations, while others, (TV screen shows a dark and gruesome one) are vile death traps. (TV Screen then shows a medium sized cruise ship with Chris's logo on it) This is the S.S McClean, the ship that will take you to each Island throughout this season. (A screenshot of a swimming pool on the outdoor deck appears on the TV screen) With it's own pool, (A screenshot of a gym appears on the TV screen) gym, (TV screen shows a palace like deck) and a special suite just for moi (Angry) Which Duncan better NOT DESTORY!

(Duncan shrugs while Gwen and Noah smirk at him)

(Confessional: Gwen)

Gwen: (Smirks) Even though it resulted in my elimination, seeing that bum's mansion being blown up was kind of cool.

Chris: (From outside) 1) My name is CHRIS! 2) That was a cottage! (Gwen rolls her eyes) 3) Still, it was Duncan's fault for making you lose All-stars.

Gwen: (Frowns) It's not like he intentionally made me lose. It was just lousy luck that my treasure was located there and Mal coming in to sabotage me. Glad that creep is gone for good. At least that's what Mike said.

(Confessional ends)

(Cut back to Chris)

Chris: (TV screen shows another fancy looking deck) Teams who win a challenge will get to stay in the first class deck for the next leg of this ship's journey through the islands, with Luxury bedding, all you can eat buffets (Owen's squeals is heard) and the mother of all HOT-TUBS! (TV screen switches to an image of a lower class deck) And losers will get the lower class deck, and have to settle for Chef's meals (The contestants look horrified while Owen just shrugs Cut back to Chris.) Also since this is the final season we've decided to increase the stakes. So the producers and I decided to make the prize for winning this season... (TV Screen shows a large open case filled with money) TEN! MLLION! DOLLARS!

(The contestants look really excited at this)

Duncan: That sounds sweet!

Chris: Your first challenge of this season is to race your way to the dock where the S.S McClean is located at. You can either (Camera pans left and reveals a forest area) make it through this forest ahead which will lead here (TV screen shows a cliff with the canon of shame from Pahkitew island, The Hurl of shame from Revenge of the Island, some hand-gliders, a zip line with helmets and a water slide). Once you reach this cliff, you can chose one of many painful ways to get down, (Screen zooms out to show that at the bottom of the cliff there is a tunnel and a footpath leading to the dock where the S.S McClean is) and then make your way to the finish line. Or you can, (Points right. Camera pans to that direction and shows a stairway lending underground) go down these stairs, (Camera pan back to Chris. The TV screen shows a sewer) and navigate your way through this sewer system, (TV screen shows the tunnel at the bottom of the same cliff the forest path leads to) and then come out through this tunnel and make your way to the finish line. Once there your teams will be decided based on the order you arrive. (TV switches off) And one last thing; the last contestant to arrive at the finish line will instantly be eliminated!

(The contestants look nervous)

Chris: Now lets get this show ooon the road. On your marks, get set! GO!!!

(The contestants run from the starting line)

Chris: Who will arrive first, and who will be cut from the competition? And what hilarious stunts will they get into? Find out after the break on the epic premiere of TOTAL! DRAMA! FINALE!

Chris: We're back to the premiere of Total Drama Finale; where the contestants are now racing their way out of elimination.

(Camera cuts to Sky running ahead with the other contestants behind her)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Aside from making it to the finale last season, things... didn't exactly turn out well.

Chris: (On the intercom) That's a new record-breaking understatement.

Sky: (Groans in frustration. Cools down and looks determined) Well not this time. I'm starting off big by coming in first!

(Confessional ends)

(Sky is about to enter into the forest but Lightning shoves her as he passes)

Lightning: Out of Lightning's way!

(When Sky is shoved she accidently steps onto some motor oil then slips and slams into a pole a couple only a couple of centimetres away and falls to the ground. Camera zooms in close up to Sky. The legs of other contestants are seen running pass her)

(Cut to the sewer entrance. Heather and Alejandro are seen entering followed by Gwen and Trent)

Courtney: (Following after Gwen down the stairway entrance)Gwen! Wait!

Scott: (Following Courtney) Wait! Courtney

(Cut into the forest. Brick and Jo are seen running near each other. Lighting then enters the scene catching up)

Lighting: Ani't nobody faster than Lighting! Sha- (Runs into a tree)

Jo: (Smirks)

(Confessional: Jo)

Jo: Guess I won't be needing Brightning anymore, with zero brains he'd won't get far. Now that Brick's back, he's my only competition. But he plays nice so there's no-one I have to worry about.

(Confessional ends)

(Jo and Brick continue running, until Eva passes them effortlessly. Jo and Brick look
shocked)

(Confessional: Jo)

Jo: Guess I spoke too soon.

(Confessional ends)

(Cut back to Brick and Jo. Owen and Noah are then seen running together and are catching up to them)

Jo: (Looks back at them) Hey, wide load and string bean, Ridonculous Race is over; you're back on Total Drama, where it's every contestant for themselves.

Owen: Aww but Noah and I have been partners in Reality Shows for so long, it feels weird to not to be with him. I wanna win this with my little buddy by my side.

Noah: (Similes at Owen)

Brick: (Similes proudly at Owen and Noah) Sticking with your platoon despite the competition, now that's what I like to see!

(Jo rolls her eyes)

(Cut into the sewer. Alejandro and Heather are running beside each other glaring at one another)

Heather: Don't you even think of taking the money from me, again!

Alejandro: (Smirking at her) But didn't I already prove that I'm all you really want?

Heather: (Blushes then growls in frustration) Shut up!

(Confessional: Alejandro)

Alejandro: She is truly my soul mate; but our love has costed me the money more than once. So the prize shall be my only focus. (Smirks) Until the end of the season that is.

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: He's perfect, but until the end of this competition it's on!

(Heather and Alejandro continue running. A loud rumbling sound that shakes the area is heard prompting both Heather and Alejandro stop)

Heather: (Looking worried) What was that?

(A huge tidal wave of sewer water appears from ahead and heads towards them)

Alejandro: Ios, Dios Mios!

Heather: No fair! Where did this come from?

(Heather and Alejandro are then swept away in the wave. Camera pans up to the surface and shows an outhouse. A bear walks out of it with a trail of smell behind it)

(Cut to a couple of miles behind Heather and Alejandro in the sewer. Gwen and Trent are seen running)

Courtney: (Voice echoes from off-screen) Gwen!

Gwen: (Sighs)

(Confessional: Gwen)

Gwen: I've busted my butt for the entire season to make things up with Courtney; so of course I was upset when it turned out she was planning back-stab me behind my back. (Sighs) While I was mad at the time, I started to regret the way I acted that day soon after the season. And I've been in Courtney's shoes at the beginning of season so I know that she's genuinely sorry. But what if we become friends again just to end up repeating the same drama again?  

(Confessional ends)

(Cut back to Gwen and Trent running alongside each other)

Gwen: (Sighs) I dunno what to do. I don't want to be friend-ish with Courtney just to be hurt again.

Trent: Don't worry, I've seen you face through a lot on this show. Whatever comes your way, you can handle.

Gwen: (Smiles)

(A rumbling sound and the screams of Heather and Alejandro are heard. The tidal wave carrying Alejandro and Heather is seen heading towards Gwen and Trent)

Trent: (Jumps up and grabs a pipe line from above.) Jump!

Gwen: (Jumps up and grabs onto the pipe as well)

(The wave passes them. Courtney enters the area with Scott behind her. The tidal wave is heading towards them)

Courtney: Oh come on!

(She and Scott are then swept away by the wave. Their screams are heard in the distance)

(Cut back to Gwen and Trent as they get down from the pipes)

Trent: Come on, lets head for the finish line.

(Both ran off-screen. Gwen looks back looking worried)

(Cut back into the forest. Ella is seen humming a tune as birds fly around her. She then notices Dawn near by. Camera pans to Dawn as she is seen crouched down, talking to a chipmunk)

Dawn: It's okay Mr. Chipmunk, your wife is just stressed with the mortgage on your tree.

Ella: (Walks towards Dawn and crouches down too) You can talk to these dear creatures, you're so lucky!

Dawn: I can see you have your own gift with animals too; it's all over your bright pink aura with a heart for singing.

(Duncan is seen walking by and has heard the conversation)

Duncan: Aww man, I only just regained my bad-boy status yet I'm still surrounded by niceness.

Dawn: But I can see it clearly in your dark green aura, there's a layer gold.

Duncan: Okay, I'll admit I've done some nice-ish things in the past but in All-Stars it wasn't like that. The sweetness levels coming from me during that season was unnatural.

Dawn: That was because the more you denied your sweet side, the more it pushed out. It isn't something you should be ashamed of, it is what completes your being.

(Confessional: Duncan)

Duncan: (Smirks) Freaky and cool, I think I'm gonna like this one.

(Confessional ends)

(Cut to Duncan, Dawn and Ella as they walk)

Dawn: And there's of course your regrets with what happened between you and Gwen and the troubles with your father.

Duncan: (Looking nervous) What daddy troubles? There was none! He just didn't have time, to do the father/son... things, or visit me in juvy or prison. Okay, you just lost some points in awesomeness.

Dawn: (giggles) Okay, I'll stop there.

Duncan: Thank-you! (Looks sad) And yes, I do miss Gwen.

Dawn: (Smiles warmly)

(Dave enters the scene walking from behind. Ella is happy to see him)
Ella: Hi Dave!

Dave: (Lightens up and smiles) Hey Ella, again thanks for-

(Sky is seen above hoping from tree to tree. When she passes them off-screen Dave starts to look down again)

Ella: (Worried) Dav- (Dawn cuts her off)

Dawn: (Whispers to Ella) Now's not the best time. Dave still hasn't quite recovered from what happened him and Sky yet, he needs more time.

Ella: (Sighs)

(Cut a couple miles ahead, Sky is continuing hoping from tree to tree)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Okay, that was not quite the best start, but I'm making up for it now.

(Confessional ends)

(Cut back to Sky. As she lands on another branch, she steps on a squirrel by accident; it reacts in pain causing Sky to lose her footing and fall from the tree. She does a flip and lands on another branch, (Which looks very weak) but it breaks causing her to fall into a bush just a few centimetres below. Her head pops out covered in mud and leaves)

Sky: (Angry) Okay seriously! What's going on? I never done this badly!

(Tyler and Lindsay ran by)

Lindsay: Maybe it's karma. (She and Tyler ran off screen leaving Sky looking confused)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Karma? That can't be right. What did I do to deserve it?

(Clip of Sky throwing the horn at Dave getting him almost killed in 'Three zones, and a baby' is shown)

(Clip of Sky snapping at Dave in 'Hurl and go seek' is shown)

(Clip of Sky being rude to Shawn in 'Pahk'd With Talent' and the beginning of 'Lies, cries and one big prize' is shown)

(Clip of Sky using Dave's feelings in 'Lies, cries and one big prize' is shown)

(Clip of Sky mocking Shawn after his relationship with Jasmine is ruined in 'Lies, cries and one big prize' is shown)

(Clip of her lying about her 'feelings' for Keith in her audition tape is shown)

(Confessional ends)

(Cut to the cliff as seen on the TV monitor. Eva arrives there with Lightning just behind)
Lightning: Alright! Lightning's Sha-first!

Eva: Hey! I got here before you!

Lightning: (Smugly) Sha-please! You're too slow to beat Lightning.

Eva: (Growls as steam bursts from her nose)

Lighting: (Looks nervous) Um... I gotta... (Runs off-screen)

(Eva chases after Lightning. When she's off-screen punching sounds and Lightning's screams are heard)

(Camera pans left to show Brick and Jo running out the forest. They stop when Lighting's beaten up body lands in front of them)

Jo: (Shocked) Whoa! How'd Jockstrap end up like this?

(Eva is seen grabbing a hand glider and taking off)

(Confessional: Jo)

Jo: Whoa, that girl is strong! I better keep an eye on her.
(Confessional ends)

(Brick and Jo are seen riding down on the Zip lines. The speed of trolleys against the rope creates smoke causing it to wear out. Cut to the bottom where Brick and Jo reach the ground and run towards the finish line with Eva ahead of them)

(Cut to the dock at the finish line. Chris and Chef are seen there)

Chris: (On his megaphone) Eva is in the lead with Brick and Jo close behind!

(Cut back up the cliff. Tyler is seen getting into the canon of shame. Lindsay is next to it holding the remote for the canon)

Lindsay: Ready?

Tyler: Ready! Let's do this!

Lindsay: (Presses the button on the remote)

(Tyler is blasted out the canon towards the finish line)

Lindsay: (Waves to Tyler) Good luck! (Scratches her head) Now how am I going to get down?

(Cut back to the finish line. Eva is almost there)

Chris: And first place goes to...

(Tyler's screaming is heard. Tyler then crashes onto the finish line)

Chris: ...Tyler!

Tyler: (Still lying face down on the ground. Shoots a thumbs up) Sweet!

(Eva crosses the finish line)

Chris: Sorry Eva, but you just came second to Tyler.

Eva: What!? (In a rage she picks Chef up effortlessly and throws him off-screen)

(Brick crosses the finish line followed by Jo)

Chris: Third place goes to Brick and Jo takes fourth. Brick you'll be joining Tyler in Team A, and Jo, you're with Eva in Team B.

(Confessional: Jo)

Jo: So Eva and I are on the same team, perfect!

(Confessional ends)

Brick: (Helps Tyler get up and does a salute) It's an honour to fight in your troop, sir!

(Cut back up the cliff. Owen and Noah arrive and see Lindsay on the Hurl of Shame)
Noah: Um, what are you doing?

Lindsay: I'm trying to use this scary cannonpult thingy but it's not working.

Noah: (Deadpan) Have you tired pulling the lever?

Lindsay: Oooh! (Tires to pull the lever but can't reach it.)

Noah: (Rolls his eyes)

Owen: (Grabs the lever) Here, let me help. (Pulls the lever. Lindsay is then hurled from the hurl of shame. She screams as she lands in the ocean in the distance)

Owen: (Chuckles nervously) Opps.

(Cut to the Hand gliders. Lightning is about to jump off with one)
Lightning: Sha- (Screams as he falls down due to not holding on the handle probably)

(Cut to the bottom of the cliff. Lightning lands on the ground with a thud. Gwen and Trent run out of the tunnel there from the sewer and past Lightning. Cut to Owen and Noah riding down the zip line. The rope starts to break apart. There is now only a tiny single thread holding the two ends of the rope. Owen and Noah reach the bottom and head for the finish line)

Chris: (On megaphone) Gwen and Trent are the first ones to make it out of the sewer and are now making their way to the finish line followed by Owen and Noah.

Lightning: (Gets up) Hey! Wait up for Lightning! (Runs to the finish line)

(Cut to the finish line. Gwen crosses it followed by Trent)

Chris: Gwen, you're in 5th place, team A, Trent your in 6th place team B.

Trent: (To Gwen) Guess we're on different teams, again.

Gwen: Oh well. (Teasingly) Try not to go crazy again.

Trent: (Happily) I promise I won't.

(Gwen and Trent join their teams. Noah and Owen are seen heading towards the finish line. Lightning catches up to them)

Lightning: (Shoves Noah) Out of Lightning's way!

(Noah falls forward lands on the finish line. Lightning then crosses it)

Chris: Noah, 7th place, team A! Lightning, 8th place team B!

(Owen crosses the finish line panting, he then drops to the ground on top of Noah)

Chris: Owen, 9th place, team A.

(Confessional: Owen and Noah)
Owen: Whoo! We're on the same team again! (Hugs Noah tightly. Noah gasps for air)

(Confessional ends)

(Cut back to the finish line. Ella is seen being carried down by birds and steps onto the finish line)

Chris: (Frowns) Would have preferred if you took one of the painful options up there. (Lightens up) Oh well, Ella, 10th place team B.

(A blast from the canon of shame is heard. Duncan is seen flying from it and crashes on the finish line)
Chris: Duncan is in 11th place, team A!

(Cut back to the bottom of the cliff. Dawn is seen on the waterslide and gets off followed by Dave. They both run off-screen towards the finish line. Heather and Alejandro, drenched from the tidal wave run out of the tunnel and head for the finish line)

(Cut to the finish line. Dawn crosses it)

Chris: Dawn is in 12th place, team B!

(Lindsay walks into the scene. She is drenched from being hurled into the ocean. She
crosses the finish line)

Chris: Lindsay makes 13th place, team A!

Lindsay: Yay! (Walks to Team B)

Chris: Other way.

(Lindsay turns and walks to Team A. Tyler runs to her and hugs her)

Tyler: You made it! And we're finally on the same team!

Lindsay: OMGOSH! Yay!

(Dave enters the scene and crosses the finish line)

Chris: Dave, 14th place, Team B!

(Dave joins Team B. Ella silently sequels. Heather and Alejandro enter the scene. Heather crosses the finish line followed by Alejandro)

Chris: Heather, 15th place, team A! Al, 16th place, Team B! Only three contestants are left and one of them is about to go home!

(Cut to the Zip line. Sky is seen riding down on it. The rope then snaps in two causing Sky to fall and crash at the bottom of the cliff. Courtney and Scott, drenched from the tidal wave, run out the tunnel from the sewer and head towards the finish line)

Chris: (On the Megaphone) Scott and Courtney have made it out the sewer and are now making their way to the finish line, leaving Sky in last place.

(Zooms up to Sky's face)

Chris: Sky, looosing!

Sky: (Grows in anger) That's it! (Gets up  and starts running to the finish line)

(On the path towards the finish line Sky runs past Courtney and Scott)

Courtney: Oh no! (Starts running faster)

(Cut to the finish line. Sky enters the scene and crosses the finish line)

Chris: Sky! You're in 17th place.

Sky: (Groans in frustration)

Chris: Sheesh! You didn't lose. Anyways you're on team A.

(Sky goes over to team A)

(Courtney enters the scene and crosses the finish line)

Chris: Courtney, you're in 18th place! You just made it!

Courtney: (Wipes her forehead) Phew!

Gwen: (Walks over to Courtney looking concerned) Hey Courtney-

Courtney: Wait! (Pulls out a piece of paper. However it is soggy and it falls to pieces. Looks nervously at Gwen)

(After a few seconds Courtney grabs Gwen, hugging her with a tight grip. Gwen gasps for air)

Courtney: (Wailing) I'm SO SORRY! Very, sincerely, honestly sorry. For that list and every other horrible thing I had ever done to you. But I promise from now on I’ll be the greatest friend-ish ever! Just tell me what to do! I'll do anything! Even sniff Lightning's-

Gwen: (Suffocating. Which cuts Courtney off) Court-.... ney .

(Courtney sees that Gwen's face is dark blue. She sheepishly loosens her grip)

(Confessional: Gwen)

Gwen: (Pants heavily) Wow, and I thought Owen's bear hugs were tight.

(Confessional ends)

Gwen: Look… Courtney… I forgive you, ok. Actually I'm sorry for the way I treated you that day as well. I just want know if you won't pull that chart stunt again.

Courtney: I promise, it's just you and me from here on out.

(The two smile at each other and hug. As they pull away Chris walks in between Gwen and Courtney)

Chris: Well isn't that touching? Sadly Courtney's on Team B. Meaning that the two of you will be friend-ish on different teams.

Courtney: (Sad) Awww.

(Gwen places her hand on Courtney's shoulder with a warm smile. Courtney smiles weakly)

(Panting is heard off-screen. Scott then enters the scene, crawling towards the finish line)

Courtney: Scott?

Scott: Courtney! (Gets into a proposal pose and holds out his shoe lice ring from Total Drama All-stars) Will be my boyfr- er, I mean, will you go out with me... again?!

Courtney: Scott...

Noah: Seriously dude?

Scott: Pfft! It's not like you ever had a girlfriend.

Noah: I actually do have a girlfriend.

Duncan: (Surprised) You have a girlfriend?

Noah: Why is that such a shocker?

Duncan: (To Scott) Seriously dude, trust me. You'll regret it. (Covers his Kiwis; Courtney glares at him)

Chris: He's got a point Scott.

Scott: What can I say? I love me a bossy lady. (Looks at Courtney) Please Courtney.

Courtney: Um...

Chris: May I interrupt this moment?

(Chris walks up to Scott. Chef walks up behind Scott and looks as if he's putting something on Scott's back)

Chris: Scott, you're the last to arrive at this dock.

Scott: (Shocked) What!? (Starts counting the contestants) 1, 15, 6... (Looks dejected) awww!

Chris: And you know what that means. (Pulls out a button remote)

Scott: Huh? (Looks at his back and sees an explosive device on it) Aaaggh! Wait, I need to hear Courtney's answer first!

Chris: Too late! (Presses the button on the remote)

(The device on Scott's back explodes, sending him flying into the distance)

Chris: Now that Scott's gone it's time to move on. (Turns to Eva and Tyler as an intern walks up to them carrying a wooden box with to closed arm holes) Tyler and Eva, you two are the first to arrive so you get to pick your team's mascot; and by that I mean poke your hands into this box and pick em, out. Your team names  will depend on what you get.

(The arm holes on the box open up. Tyler pokes his hand into the left one and pulls out what appears to be a dead Macaw, he looks confused while the other contestants looked freaked out. Dawn gasps as her eyes start to water)

Chris: Yeeaah, probably should have put air-holes in that box.

(Suddenly the Macaw's eyes open and it flies out of Tyler's hand screeching. It then pecks Chris's nose before flying away)

Chris: (Holding his nose in pain) Owwww! Aww man I just got this nose polished.

Dawn: (Glaring at Chris) Sevres you right for torturing the poor creature.

Ella: I second that!

Chris: Whatever, (Turns to Tyler's team) Tyler got the Macaw so, Tyler, Brick, Gwen, Noah, Owen, Duncan, Lindsay, Heather and Sky, from here on your team shall be known as (A light green team icon with a picture of a screeching Macaw on it appears above the team) The Scurvy Macaws.

(The team just shrugs)

Chris: (Turns to Eva) Now it's your turn Eva.

(Eva sticks her hand into the arm hole on the right side of the box and pulls out a crab snapping furiously)

Eva: (Grows then throws the crab at her team.)

(Courtney and Jo dodge it and it then lands on Dave's face and pinches his nose)

Dave: (Screams in pain) Get it off me! Get it of me!

(Dawn grabs a hold of the crab and strokes it. The crab then lets go of Dave and it settles in Dawn's hands)

Dawn: The poor creature was feeling claustrophobic. (She places the crab on the ground and it walks to the end of the dock. It turns and waves at Dawn. Dawn waves back as it jumps into the water)

Chris: Alright then, Eva, Jo, Trent, Lighting, Ella, Dawn, Dave, Alejandro and Courtney, you guys are the Salty crabs. (A red team icon showing a crab with a giant claw appears over the team) Now since Tyler was the first to arrive; the Scurvy Macaws win the first challenge and they get to stay in the first class deck for the first leg of the S.S McClean's maiden voyage.

(The Scurvy Macaws cheer)

Chris: (Turns to the Killer Crabs) Killer Crabs that means you're stuck staying in the lower class deck for now.

(Everyone in the Killer Crabs team groan except for Ella)

Chris: Now all aboard, the S.S McClean!

(Everyone starts to board the ship. Camera zooms to the Salty Crabs as everyone walks onto the ship)

Courtney: (Annoyed) Great... day one and already I'm stuck in loser class.

Alejandro: (Frowning) Agreed!

Ella: (Cheerful) Come on friends, it can't be that bad.

(Cut to the Salty Crabs entering the loser class deck. The room is dusty, with wooden walls covered with stains and cobwebs. There are also old Hammocks for beds)

Jo: Is this seriously our room?

Dave: Eh, it's not so bad. Back in Pahkitew Island we had to use rocks as pillows, VERY unclean rocks.

(A cockroach appears)

(Dave screams, then clings to Ella who blushes)

Courtney: Ew! Kill it!

(Alejandro tries to stomp on it but misses it. As it continues to move, Courtney screams as the others try to avoid it. Duncan then enters the room with an axe. He then clops the cockroach in half similar to how he did in 'Not so happy campers part 1'. Afterwards everyone stares at him)

Duncan: (Shrugs) Eh, it's what I do. (Leaves the room)

Dawn: (Off-screen as the everyone still stares) What's the matter?

(Camera pans left to show that Dawn was mediating on a Hammock the entire time)

Courtney: (Sheepishly as she and Trent step in front of the cockroach to hide it) Um... nothing.

(Confessional: Courtney)

(The inside of the confessional looks wooden with a life buoy above the seat and a window on the right side showing the ocean outside. This is the confessionals from now on)

Courtney: (Frowns) Jeez, it'd be a lot easier if that girl could not care about EVERY little, living thing. Thanks a lot Duncan!  

(Confessional ends)

(Dave is rocking back and forth in fetal position looking traumatised. Ella has her hand on his shoulder looking concerned)

Dave: Roaches... one of the many signs of germs in the area.

(Cut to the First Class deck where the Scurvy Macaws are enjoying themselves. Camera pans to Gwen and Heather relaxed in a large hot tub)

Gwen: Out of the MANY hot tubs this show ever had, this one is the best by far.

Heather: Amen to that. It's so smoothing that all grudges are now at ease.

(They both snap out of their bliss trance and glare at each other. A couple of seconds later their glares soften, they then shrug and continue relaxing)

(Camera pans left at a Buffet table where Owen is chowing down on Chicken, Potatoes, onion rings, and cakes. Brick is next to him with a plate full of sausages, mashed potato and baked beans)

Brick: (Impressed) With an appetite like that you'll have the energy for any battle!

(Camera pans left showing Noah, Duncan, Lindsay, Tyler and Sky on a large, cosy lounge watching a Big Screen Hi-DF TV. Noah is pouting, Duncan is smirking, Tyler and Lindsay are smiling while Sky looks sadden)

(Camera shows the TV screen revealing that they are watching The Ridonculous Race, at the scene where Emma kisses Noah for the first time in 'Got Venom')

(Cut back to the longue)

Duncan: (Smirks) Well what you know. (Turns to Noah and ruffles his hair) Sorry about having my doubts.

Lindsay: (Turns to Noah) Aww, I didn't know you were such a sweetheart.

Noah: (Rolls his eyes)

Tyler: (Turns to Noah. Then places his hand on Noah's shoulder) Seriously dude. It's awesome that you found your special one.

Noah: (Starts to smile a little)

(Camera pans to Sky still looking concerned)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Is it weird how Noah's romance with Emma was kind of similar to me and Dave's... except turning out good...

(Confessional ends.)

(Camera zooms out showing the scene on a TV screen in the Ship's cockpit where Chris and Chef (Wearing a captain's uniform) are standing)

Chris: Well it appears our contestants had settled in. But what insane dangers await them for the rest of this season? Find out next time on, Total! Drama! Finale!

(Credits)